Whenever I need a good chuckle I’ll open my spam box.  It’s never short on comedy.  I’ve seen everything from banks asking for information they already have (login & password) to “official messages” from the FBI.  That’s just the tip of the iceberg.  I took a look around the web and found 2 of the funniest spam messages I’ve ever seen.

From episteme.ca:

Subject: Lengthen your device length and become sex giant.

Your girl shack up with your friend that’s why you’re alone.

His male device is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave.

Don’t warry chap. At present you can change your life to the good. Increase your aggregate size and you will forget about troubles.

This is your chance to change your sexual life.

From davidgrant.ca :

Hello,

I’m a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com

Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.

Thank You

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