Teen pregnancy is an epidemic that isn’t likely to end soon. Today’s kids are more exposed to nipples, penis shafts, and clitorises than any previous generation could have ever hoped to be. It’s not unreasonable for a 15 year old boy to know how to make a woman climax (and maybe even have a little experience in the matter).
With shows like MTV’s 16 and Pregnant its no wonder that babies are having babies at record rates. Honestly, I don’t blame the kids. I blame the parents. Each set of parents has their own independent set of responsibilities.
Responsibilities of the Boy’s Parents
- Teach son to keep his rocket in his pocket.
- Girls have cooties and they should be avoided.
- If rocket must leave pocket then it should be covered.
Responsibilities of the Girl’s Parents
- Teach the young lady that sex hurts.
- Teach the young lady that boys are only out for one thing.
- If all else fails, put the young lady on birth control.
All kidding aside somebody has to be responsible for this mess. Who do you blame?



