Today’s post is a guest post from Natasha Cage.  Natasha writes sensual stories for women in her blog Natashacage.com . Enjoy!

I absolutely love lingerie. I like when my lime green bra matches my white black and green panties. Corsets are the best because they pick you up in the right places and pull you down all at the same time. Teddies are kinda old school sexy, but they work for household chores (see below). And with all this big booty fascination, the boy shorts with matching lace camis help me pretend I’m part of the “she got a donk” movement. At work one day I asked one of my married friends where I could buy a lingerie chest. She laughed a little and reminded me for the umpteenth time that she didn’t wear the stuff. I kinda scowled and turned my attention back to surfing the internet (notice I didn’t say working) for a suitable box to hold the pieces that I have stuffed in plastic storage because I’ve run out of drawer space. I hope she didn’t hear all the unholy things I called her under my breath.

I am really flabbergasted and can’t imagine why ANY woman wouldn’t want to wear it. I mean, of course some of it is itchy, but that means you just haven’t found your fabric. And strangely enough, I like to wear it, even when there’s no one home but me. I’m all about putting on a cute see through lace top with a pair of boy shorts, settling in front of my t.v. on my tiny ikea couch, and munching on a bowl of popcorn while watching Little House on the Prairie. I’m bring sexy back to Laura Ingalls Wilder. I could go on, but I’m going to do womankind a favor today and roll call a few reasons why I love lingerie:

1) It makes you not mind household chores as much
Okay it may sound silly, but I put my heels on a vacuum my house in my black lace night gowns. I swear the time moves faster and I don’t mind doing it as much. I pretend I’m putting on a show, dancing with a guy… okay maybe this reasons isn’t as convincing as I thought. Moving on…

2) It leads to better sex.
Forget the fact that men are highly visual. Confident women are more comfortable with the opposite sex (it’s been proven by VSB ) and thus are more likely to be experimental. Confidence factor aside, let’s not forget the shock factor. If he’s used to flannels and you give him feathers, I think you sent the right message without saying a word. I think he’ll be okay with the money you spent at Bloomie’s last weekend after all.

3) You’ll learn what works at sucking in (boosting up, pressing down) those problem areas
Lingerie, especially corsets and shapewear, really make or break an outfit. Those goes for my size 2s as well as my size 20s. How many times have I seen a teeny tiny thing with her stomach pooching out above her pants? Or to my big sistas (admittedly I’m often guilty), how many times have you had the double bubble boobie problem. You know where it looks like you have four breasts instead of two because they’re spilling out over the top of your bra? It works if you aren’t putting a shirt on over it, but otherwise… there are no words for how bad this looks. (I spent five whole minutes trying to come up with some). My point is,try on a little more lingerie and you’ll find that you’ve managed to contour your body to the clothes you’re putting on. Take time to figure out what works for you. In time, you’ll find that you like outfits you used to hate and the dresses you used to love, you’ll love them more. It’s called foundation wear for a reason.

4) It reminds me that I’m the baddest
I mean, who’s cooler than me. I managed to make sitting at home on a Tuesday night sexy. When my neighbor rung the bell the other day to ask if he could borrow my “wine opener”. I met him at the door in a black bodyshaper covered with a pair of satin shorts and my heart shaped necklace. I saw him look me up and down a few times before he closed the door. He might have been thinking who the hell wears this to walk around their apartment on a Tuesday, but I like to pretend he was thinking, oh yeah, she’s sexy.

Okay so maybe this post wasn’t so much for married woman as it is for any woman with a body. Just my two cents for the day. Until then, let’s work on shaping our foundations ladies. And remember, you’re beautiful inside and out, even if you don’t like lingerie.

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