Back in my younger days, I ran the mile in 5 minutes 32 seconds.  Quite an awesome feat, although the world record time is under 4 minutes.  When compared to by current days, 5 minutes is time enough to do plenty.

• Take the trash out
• Clean my car’s interior
• Load the washing machine
• Brush my teeth and wash my face
• Make a quick snack
• Make up the bed
• Check my email
• Vacuum a room

But when I gave a special someone 5 minutes of my time, she acted as if I’d betrayed her trust or even violated a bond.  So as not to trigger these emotions again, I decided to double her pleasure and fun.  I gave her a whopping 10 minutes!  Much to my dismay, she was even more disappointed?!?!?!  At this point, I had to ask, “What is the longest session of sex you’ve had or expect to have?”  She replied, “Only about an hour since we have to work in the morning.”

I was shocked.  There’s no way.  What man wants to give away an hour of his day for something that can be done in 5 minutes?  Surveymagnet audience – please tell me if I’m just not built for this or if she is in the wrong. What is the longest session you’ve put down?

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