Back in my younger days, I ran the mile in 5 minutes 32 seconds. Quite an awesome feat, although the world record time is under 4 minutes. When compared to by current days, 5 minutes is time enough to do plenty.
- Take the trash out
- Clean my car’s interior
- Load the washing machine
- Brush my teeth and wash my face
- Make a quick snack
- Make up the bed
- Check my email
- Vacuum a room
But when I gave a special someone 5 minutes of my time, she acted as if I’d betrayed her trust or even violated a bond. So as not to trigger these emotions again, I decided to double her pleasure and fun. I gave her a whopping 10 minutes! Much to my dismay, she was even more disappointed?!?!?! At this point, I had to ask, “What is the longest session of sex you’ve had or expect to have?” She replied, “Only about an hour since we have to work in the morning.” 
I was shocked. There’s no way. What man wants to give away an hour of his day for something that can be done in 5 minutes? Surveymagnet audience – please tell me if I’m just not built for this or if she is in the wrong. What is the longest session you’ve put down?
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