Me: Let me begin by apologizing. I’m sorry….
Survey Magnet Audience: Why?
Me: I’m sorry because someone has lied to you. Yes, that’s right. Someone has told you that they have only had sex with X number of people or they have had sex with XX number of people. (or maybe even XXX number of people)
Survey Magnet Audience: Why did they lie?
Me: Well, it depends. There are two reasons for this.
- Someone wants you to believe they are not as experienced as they have led you to believe. They may feel that if you knew about their many partners, you would not want them with all that tread wear.
- Someone wants you to believe that they are experienced when they really are not. Ladies, don’t over think this one. It’s a guy thing. I don’t know why, they just do it. I guess it’s a macho thing.
Survey Magnet Audience: That’s crazy. I don’t believe the majority of the general population lies about this! Let’s take a vote.
Me: Ok. Here you go…
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