Situation Monday

10 years ago it was common place to click on a web site and be bombarded with images of shiny double d breasts.   Adware and malware programs have virtually eliminated this issue (although it still occurs).

Open your mind for a second and imagine yourself at a friend’s house party.  For the sake of this article we’ll call your friend Derrick.  Derrick is a clean cut guy with minimal computer expertise.  Derrick has owned the same computer for 7 years, but he doesn’t use it enough to warrant a complete overhaul.

You are enjoying a cold Budweiser when you realize that you need to check your email.  Derrick’s computer is in the corner of the living room (party central).  Alcohol has overtaken your senses and you bulldoze several people while approaching the computer.  You open Internet Explorer and begin browsing.  90 seconds into your experience someone calls your name.  Interestingly enough there are 7 people pointing at the computer screen and laughing when you turn around.  When you return to the computer a pair of breasts and the junior member of a porn star await.

What do you do?