Relationships, Sex

How Short Is Too Quick?

9 Comments 04 February 2010

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I wise man once told me this:

it doesn’t take all day to do nothin

Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on where you stand) this logic can be applied to the horizontal boogie. Many musical acts have made a living by simply professing to having sex all night long.  Lets be honest…nobody is having sex for 8 hours.  As a matter of fact if you are I have a suggestion for you…see a doctor!

Young men who are just starting their sexual journey routinely last about 30 seconds so lets toss them out of the equation.  I’ve heard of record lows in the 3 minute, 4 minute, and 5 minute times amongst men who have matured into manhood.  To men its a joke, women rarely ever get the humor.  We can all agree that no one wants to have sex all night, but that isn’t the debate.

We want to know your opinion on the opposite, how short is too quick when it  comes to sex?

How short is too quick?

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9 Comments so far

  1. BigAl says:

    I love to spread my premarital seed, but when she says it hurts, I guess its time to stop.

  2. Emcee says:


    BigAl: I love to spread my premarital seed, but when she says it hurts, I guess its time to stop.

    What if she says it hurts from the beginning? I must have issues.

  3. BigAl says:


    Emcee:
    What if she says it hurts from the beginning?I must have issues.

    You should probably take her back to the playground.

  4. Derrick says:


    Emcee:
    What if she says it hurts from the beginning?I must have issues.

    Do you have a red square on http://www.familywatchdog.us/ ?

  5. BigAl says:


    Derrick:
    Do you have a red square on http://www.familywatchdog.us/ ?

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

  6. Emcee says:

    I can feel the hate x(

  7. Derrick says:


    Emcee: I can feel the hate x(

    You’re ok on the e-circuit. I can vouch for you on surveymagnet.

  8. Marcus says:


    Derrick:
    You’re ok on the e-circuit.I can vouch for you on surveymagnet.

    I’ll sell him out for $200.

  9. Emcee says:


    Marcus:


    I’ll sell him out for $200.

    Hell, I’d sellout for a free meal


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