My name is Ricardo Salvidor.  I am 6’3″ 238 lbs.  I’m 1.3% body fat and the ladies love my cool black hair.  I’m the definition of sexy.

I am surrounded by women that love me, guys who wanna be me, and I have the job that everyone wants.  Best part about being me is that all the women around me are 10s, cops don’t bother me and life is good.  I have a 10,000 sq ft. house downtown and I can do what I want, when I want and it’s perfectly fine.

I have 7 girlfriends and I will never get caught.  The sex is always safe, and its not like anyone is infected anyway.  I work but have no idea of when I get paid, and I always have money to buy whatever I want.  Just got the latest Maserati delivered today.   Oh yeah, I’m the man.

…..as the computer powers down

Back to being Ray Johnson.  I’m actually a software developer from Cal State that works for a small company in Gardena, CA.  I have a 400 sq ft. apartment with a bed and a chair.  Let’s see, I’m almost 35 yrs old and have been single for just over 34 years now. At 4’11″, I’m mistaken for a midget and I haven’t seen my …. this decade.  Today will be a good day if my 85 Toyota Supra starts in the morning.  On the good side, the accelerator doesn’t get stuck.

Yes – Life is good…   …when I get on my computer.  No, I don’t live a double life.  I’m merely dreaming when I’m Gardena sitting in this apartment.  My life is Ricardo.

The Survey Magnet crowd is hopefully not this confused.  What do you think?

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